A Person named Tom...

Tom Circa spring 2000, notice the beer bottle and quantites of gatorade.

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Who is this person that this entire website is devoted to? This persons is the one known as Tom.  Tom is a fairly quite person you know the type sits in the middle of the room doesn't say much but is always up to something.... Well that in a nut shell is Tom.  

Generally speaking Tom is one of those people that you always see in the store... you don't really notice but you know he notices you for what ever reason.  That is Tom, ever observant, vigilant, and on the look out for hot women.  Tom is a "Recovering college student", his words not mine.  "I found my four years of college to a very interesting time in my life I have few regrets about the entire experience and would do it all again if given the chance and a unlimited supply of money" Tom is quoted as saying.  Tom is also a "Computer professional in training" as he calls it.  But as with every thing does he will no doubt be the one computer guy you will not want to piss off. 

Tom has one sibling... Scott... Scott probably comes the closest to understanding Tom as anyone can come to understanding Tom, not because Scott is Tom's brother but because Scott just seems to know everything.  

Tom works in small hospital in North West Arizona... he is still trying to figure out how the hell he got there.

That is enough background on Tom now for the juicy part. Recently we at Kernware industries asked you the viewer for questions to ask of Tom.  Now as promised here are those questions and remember no small animals were harmed in the answering or creation of these questions.

 

Q. when faced with a fight or flight situation, which do
you do, and why?
 

Hmmm... good question loyal viewer... when faced with a fight or flight situation I will do one of two things. Option 1.  I curl up in to a ball and cry like a little girl and hope what ever is happening stops... and since this is a fight or flight situation I've probably soiled myself so maybe the smell will drive them away. 2. option is to stay and fight which basically involves me making really threatening faces until I'm attacked at which point I will probably just drop. And again with the soiling of the self.

 

Q. which do you think is more reliable, knowledge
received by going to college and getting a degree, or
knowledge bummed off of some random websites, and why?

Again a good question (where do we find these people?) I'm going to have to say paying for your education is the best answer.  Since you know you paid 10 bazillion dollars and gave up the best years of your life for a piece of paper thats says "I R smart" where as who's really going to believe you read the whole website through and through?  Not me and defintly not with the attention spans of most of the people I know.

Q. would you rather bathe in a bathtub full of bile or
eat 15lbs of raw bacon, and why?
 

SERIOUSLY WHERE DO WE FIND THESE PEOPLE THAT IS THE MOST VILE QUESTION I HAVE EVER BEEN ASKED.  I will take the bacon... because it's not nearly as disgusting and at list it make my lower intestines nice and slippery.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

 

 

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